Hey! You guys want to see something gross?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/30/2015 at 18:37 • Filed to: Lord of the Fruit Flies

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Yes, yes you do.

For whatever reason, my kitchen was besieged by tons of fruit flies. Way more than a normal summer’s weeks. So I did a thorough cleaning, composted some still edible but aged produce the seemed to like, and so on. Yet the number persisted. I think I’ve killed about 40 in the last 2 days.

So I said alright alright, there had to be SOME piece of rotting fruit somewhere: my wife’s purse, under the sink, or maybe something fell behind the cutting board.

A minute ago, I chased one down to the fridge, atop which I store my lunchbox. I noticed several more critters hanging out on the lid. Oh fuck.

The culprit:

I can’t tell you how great the smell is. I also can’t believe I packed a lunch and didnt eat. I don’t remember the last time I used this. Whoopsie!

Blondude > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 18:41

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Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 19:05

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Man, I’m not typically wasteful but that whole box would have been tossed out.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Birddog 08/30/2015 at 19:07

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I’m currently weighing my options. That plastic is pourous enough where I might not to ever get it completely clean.

bryan40oop > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 19:51

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“ Hey! You guys want to see something gross? ”

Well... this is the internet... so yes.

Brickman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 19:52

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Wheat thins are still good :P

extraspecialbitter > Brickman 08/30/2015 at 20:32

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Damn it, those are Triscuits! How dare you compare the golden-y deliciousness of Triscuits to that of the lowly piles of hot garbage that are Wheat Thins???

Triscuits are straight cash, homie.

Brickman > extraspecialbitter 08/30/2015 at 21:14

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Me sorry. Im not up to my snack knowledge :)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > extraspecialbitter 08/30/2015 at 21:16

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Garlic flavored

extraspecialbitter > Brickman 08/30/2015 at 21:38

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You are forgiven. But as penance, you must pick up a box of Fire Roasted Tomato flavored Triscuits.

extraspecialbitter > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 21:39

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So good.

Brickman > extraspecialbitter 08/30/2015 at 21:40

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Sounds yummy. Will do ;D

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 22:22

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/30/2015 at 22:23

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